I'm a generally nice guy (sort of - i guess that's what "generally" means). I love poking fun at pop culture and playing with computers. If you're one of my three friends that made it this far to check out my site then props to you! I hope that everyone enjoys the site, but if you don't, spew your venom this way: hatemail@suckmywalls.com. I also welcome the occasional "Hey you're not doin' such a bad job" email as well. Spray painting quotes from mindless tv sitcoms on the sides of senior citzen's buildings, blogging about why the bald guy from the tonight show and Michael Madsen shouldn't have careers, hoping that my $50 bet on the time and date of Amy Winehouse's death pans out.

Here's all that you need to know: I hate everything. Period. You know that new hot movie coming out? I hate it. You know that new car you just got? I hate that too. I hate pretty much everything that walks, crawls or breaths. That is why I started this site, to bring my hate to the masses. I hope that you can appreciate my utter disdain for all things that is why you are here. Now go out and spread the word. Drinking beer. Hating things. Watching Robo-Cop and drinking every time someone gets killed. Praying that Chuck Norris will come down form heaven and round house kick Paris Hilton so hard that Nichole Ritchie dies. Watching the Jonas Brothers (guilty pleasure).